a lot of people choose to grow their heirloom Tomatoes in dirt, be it raised beds, rows, gardens, pots and even hanging bags.
those people are weak and these tomatoes will crush them just to see them driven before these tomatoes and to hear the lamentation of their women.
yep, that’s right. these hard-ass tomatoes grew from between 2 concrete slabs. because they’re harder than your tomatoes. your tomatoes are weak and defenseless. they deserve to be subjugated by your unworthy shears. and yes, that is a concrete bucket they’re reclining on. hard ‘maters like to rest hard. you don’t ask a hard ‘mater why. hard ‘maters tell you why.
(we’ve probably gotten a half-pound or so already of this random plant. go figure. I’m not one to complain about free heirloom tomatoes.)